Captain Stanley Contest Entries
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Winners Announced!
Congrulations, Winners!
First Place
Shady
“Oh God! It’s a McConnike
type of day!”
Second Place
Enola
“My name is
STANLEY. NOT MURPHY! I do NOT make the laws this day operates
under! Leave me ALONE!”
Third Place
Nancy “The
Captain”
"I became
Captain for THIS?"
Contesters, you
did a great job! We had a most difficult
decision to choose three of the entries.
Thank you,
Contesters!
Lurch
“Ok, where's Chet?”
“It's days like this that made
be want to be a firefighter!”
“James Bond never has days like this!”
“Somebody, please check the equipment
bay and tell me the engine
isn't missing!”
“Johnny! What did you put in my coffee?”
“Mom wanted me to be a
carpenter. Sometimes, I think she was
right.”
“I bet Mr. Spock doesn't have
these problems!”
“[singing] Nobody knows the
trouble I've seen...."
Carol Boyke
“Through rain and snow and
sleet and ‘hail to the Chief’....”
Nancy “The Captain”
"Someday, Someday I'm
gonna get even with him. Someday."
"When I
Become Chief I WILL Have The Last Laugh!"
"How do you spell
McConnike?? T-W-I-T!"
Disco Daddy Dave Harman
"I thought that today's
forecast said that there was only a 10% chance of rain!"
"This MUST be the No
Smoking Section!"
Shady
"I'm a CAPTAIN, not a
LIFEGUARD!"
"This is the LACoFD, not
Baywatch!"
Melissa Kutcher
"Well, Chief, it doesn't
look like we will be doing the ‘Singing in the
Rain’ tribute in the talent
contest this year."
51Lopez15
"I told him not to play
with that!"
Audrey Brackett
“Damn! If there's one thing I hate about
fanfiction, it's when Roy leaves Joanne for Johnny! NOW where am I gonna get two paramedics on such sort notice?!”
Kathy R.
"I did it, I'm proud of
it, and I'd do it again in a hatbeat - er,
heartbeat."
Zapper
Upper right picture: “Why the
heck is snowing in LA?”
Lower right picture: “Do you
guys think I look like Spock when my hair is like this?”
Upper left picture: “You Twits,
where is my bed? McConnike is coming for inspection!”
Lower left picture: “Chief, I
tell you that I don't know why the engine is full of manure! Ask Chet, the
little twit!”
Kate Michaels
"Twits!
I'm surrounded by twits!"